Modern dating has evolved at an alarming rate. It was so easy as a youngster. You liked a girl, you asked her out, she said no, you moved on. Right?
Anyway, since we’ve become so dependent on technology for all of our social contact, it makes sense for online dating to evolve into a practical means of finding other singles. I resisted it for a while but after being harassed about it a friend’s hearty suggestion, I decided to give it a try.
Here’s an excerpt from a chat I had with one chick. I can’t figure out why it took a turn so quickly.
ME: You say a lot about yourself in your profile but some big things are missing answers like ethnicity
HER: guess what i am
HER: no!!! i have dark hair but that doesn’t mean i look mexican
HER: are you sure your looking at my profile?
HER: whatever. typo.
ME: Hey, you said “guess”
HER: no. try again.
HER: no!! i don’t have dark skin
ME: South African?
HER: still no
HER: you said that already
ME: We live in LA. Just making sure.
HER: smh no
ME: Is this really easier than just telling me?
HER: lol no but i’m curious what you think
ME: I think I’m irritating you
HER: one more guess
HER: what?? ok fuck u. i don’t have time for games.
ME: I don’t deserve the “yo”?
[amended] is now offline
Well, there you have it. Some people have no sense of humor.